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Friday, 27 February 2009

The Rocky Mountain News Closes

Well, today is a black today in Colorado: the Rocky Mountain News is shutting down. Of Denver’s two daily newspapers, they were the oldest and best. When we moved here fifteen years ago, they were always the better, more intelligent, more thorough, more journalistic paper.

It’s a pity no-one could have bought them at a firesale. It’s a pity they couldn’t win the news war with the Denver Post. It’s a pity that they couldn’t have continued online. Farewell!

Wednesday, 25 February 2009

Fifteen Albums

A popular note going around Facebook requests that one list…

…[fifteen] albums that had such a profound effect on you they changed your life or the way you looked at it. They sucked you in and took you over for days, weeks, months, years. These are the albums that you can use to identify time, places, people, emotions. These are the albums that no matter what they were thought of musically shaped your world.

Well, I don’t know if I’ll reach fifteen, but here are my picks:

Nevermind (Nirvana)
If you were alive in 1991, you know what I mean. With one album—really, one song—what I thought I knew about music was turned completely on its head. It was revolutionary, and it was well-done, unlike so much of the grunge which would follow (Pearl Jam, I’m looking at you).
Use Your Illusion I & II (Guns N’ Roses)
I didn’t really know a lot about GnR at the time, but I understood from the news that Use Your Illusion was a highly-anticipated release. My buddies and I could watch video for November Rain over and over and over (due in no small part to Axl Rose’s then-girlfriend Stephanie Seymour’s role therein) and loved that great guitar solo (it still gives me goosebumps), and I remember spending hours trying to hold the final note of Don’t Cry for as long as possible.
Cooleyhighharmony (Boyz II Men)
Another album that came out in 1991 (I was thirteen then—see a pattern?), the absurdly long-titled It’s So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday seemed very meaningful at the time. I’ve grown up since, but those were good times then.
Top Gun, the Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
I’ve written about Top Gun before; suffice it to say that it’s one of my all-time favourite films. The soundtrack itself is magnificent: from Kenny Loggins’s Danger Zone to Berlin’s Take My Breath Away to the Top Gun Anthem, it’s superb. There are only a few lame tracks, but the vast majority are grand. If you don’t like Top Gun you’re a commie, and if you don’t like the soundtrack you’re deaf. It’s that simple.
Different Class (Pulp)
This one came out before I entered college, but I didn’t discover it until after I’d graduated. I was still fairly young, living in my first apartment and used to visit a CD store within walking distance every few weeks. I found Different Class one day and played it near-constantly. Had it been vinyl, I’m sure I would have worn the grooves thin. As it was, I managed to discover Britpop nearly a decade late. Better late than never!
slowdrown (Dim Reflection)
This was the first album I bought that featured friends or acquaintances of mine. Now known as The Farstar, Dim Reflection were a pretty damned good band that my buddy Shannon put together in college.
Are You with Me? (Cowboy Mouth)
My junior year of college I decided not to go home for spring break and instead spent it hanging out with my buddy Phil and his girlfriend Jess. We played golf, ate out, went shooting, bought canes and bowler hats, got hit by a car on a freeway exit—and through it all, this tape was playing in the cassette player. It became the soundtrack for one of the best weeks I’d had up until that point. To this all I need is to hear the first few notes of Jenny Says and I’m in vacation mode.
The ’80s Hit(s) Back!)
I’m not certain, but I believe this is the first CD I ever bought in college. It was a simple compilation, but I played it and played it my freshman year. Good stuff and good times.
The Best of Bond…James Bond
In the fall of 2002 I returned to London for a weeklong vacation; on the way over and back British Airways had this CD playing on one its channels. The trip itself was a bit of a washout—I discovered that it’s always better to travel with people—but as soon as I got home I bought the CD and I’ve never looked back. As a small boy I imagined that I looked like James Bond whenever I wore a bow tie (my mother says I looked more like Barney Fife) and rather expected that I’d spend my adult life wearing tuxedos, drinking martinis, driving fast cars, playing with cool gadgets and chasing exotic double-entendre–spouting women. Those dreams might have been disappointed, but this CD never lets me down.
Get a Grip (Ærosmith)
Ærosmith is one of those bands whose lives are pitiable, but whose music is just spectacular. Ironically, I’ve never owned Get a Grip, but Cryin’ (which launched Alicia Silverstone’s brief career) and Crazy were huge favourites in my early teens in Virginia, while Amazing was constantly on the jukebox while I was at an engineering program shortly after moving to Denver. Steven Tyler, Joe Perry and the rest have done a lot of things they should be ashamed of, but they sure did make some great rock & roll.

Well, that’s nine, and I honestly can’t think of any more so I’ll stop here. Besides, nine is so much more pleasant a number than fifteen anyway.

Tuesday, 24 February 2009

Swiss May Lose Gun Rights

Switzerland’s socialists are trying to remove the right to store one’s military firearm at home. Two years ago they forbade the storage of military ammunition at home.

Seventy years ago the Swiss were able to keep Hitler’s war machine at bay (Fight to your last cartridge, then fight with your bayonets. No surrender. Fight to the death. —Gen. Henri Guisan); today they have turned into something far less fearsome.

Sunday, 08 February 2009

Physician Behind Vaccine Scare Falsified Data

Andrew Wakefield, the fellow who linked the measles, mumps \& rubella vaccine with autism, falsified his data.Meanwhile, too few people were immunised in order to provide herd immunity and measles cases in England \& Wales leapt from 56 in 1998 to 1,348 in 2008, leading to two deaths. Whoops.

Saturday, 07 February 2009

America's Last Draftee

You may have heard that the American military is an all-volunteer force. Well, that’s not strictly true: Command Sergeant Major Jeffrey Mellinger was drafted in 1972 and is still serving. Granted, he’s voluntarily re-enlisted repeatedly over the past 37 years. Still, it’s pretty cool that he’s a relic of a previous age.


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